Your project is a huge success. The Arts Council are eager to throw money at you. The Guardian cites your compost ritual as being one of the events that everyone wishes they'd been at -
like that Sex Pistols gig or that art thing.
Your compost enfertilizes the allotment so much that you can grow a cornucopia of delicious foodstuffs.
Climate change is averted. The lamb lies down with the lion. Boris Johnson shuts the fuck up.
All that remains to say is...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY NOR!
With all my love
Charlie xxx
